Comments on: Man #26, The “Masseur”

By: Man/Boy #41, Not Your Sugar Mamma | My Dating Prescription

Man/Boy #41, Not Your Sugar Mamma | My Dating Prescription — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 04:57:00 +0000

[...] dear, another massage therapist. Ignoring the fact that he doesn’t know how to use you’re in a sentence and that his [...]

By: Beware of Oxytocin | My Dating Prescription

Beware of Oxytocin | My Dating Prescription — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 05:17:08 +0000

[...] Oh, here we go again with a guy and his massages. [...]

By: Man #33, Just Because There’s a Hole…Part 2 « My Dating Prescription

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 19:50:01 +0000

[...] chronicles I’ve had two coffee dates now that have turned almost immediately inappropriate, Man #26, The “Masseur” and Man #33, Sphincter Probing Guy. I can understand that dating can be rough on men’s [...]

By: Man #33, Just Because There’s a Hole…Part 1 « My Dating Prescription

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 01:30:09 +0000

[...] not. That’s what he said. Seriously. He didn’t even try to sugarcoat the subject like The “Masseur” by telling me that he liked [...]

By: Man #28, The Chinaman « My Dating Prescription

Man #28, The Chinaman « My Dating Prescription — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 00:13:22 +0000

[...] The Karaoke Kripple could go to a woman with Florence Nightingale Syndrome. And, perhaps, finally, The “Masseur” would find a woman who wants a “deep” [...]

By: The Leading Man and Important Lessons « My Dating Prescription

The Leading Man and Important Lessons « My Dating Prescription — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:40:21 +0000

[...] Karaoke Kripple, determined he was looking for a sugar mamma, and was searching for my date with Man #26. I had 75 other men to date, and time’s a wastin’. There was no sense in waiting [...]

By: Wilma

Wilma — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 22:59:50 +0000

Ha. That’s funny. It did occur to me when I was writing this that it was back to back with the posts involving The Chinaman. And, don’t worry; no settling here.

By: Will

Will — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 22:15:20 +0000

Looks like you are now in the Asian phase of your dating pattern.lol Keep up the good work and do not settle.

By: Wilma

Wilma — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 17:05:36 +0000

Perhaps my tolerance for bullshit is increasing as I now view my dates as a lens through which to tell stories. I sit there, nodding, smiling, and trying to make polite conversation long enough to figure out the punchline. The next time someone accuses me of being a bitch, however, I will point to this post and your comment. I think this shows I have more patience that people think.

By: Separated Dad

Separated Dad — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:47:40 +0000

I’m thinking he meant that he liked massages as a non-professional in the same way that he likes sex as a non-professional. Unless he actively runs from kind of clinic or helps out a volunteer masseur (as if this would be possible!), I don’t really see it in the same category as liking movies, books, or Formula 1 racing.

If it were me in your place, I think it would be between 30 seconds and 2 minutes after the mention of the interest in non-professional massages that I would be heading for the door.